| Artist | Song | Genre | Audio Load |
| Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie Edmonton, AB - Canada | A Canadian Date An old song about going on a date. I'm not sure what we were thinking, but the doodly doo chorus is kinda funny i guess... CD: Con Troupo Comedius Label: Trollsongs Credits: Wes Borg, Joe Bird Story Behind the Song I don't know what we were thinking. Hey, we were young, gimmee a break. | General Comedy | |
| Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie Edmonton, AB - Canada | A Dublin Lullaby A completely ridiculous Irish Drinking song. MP3.com C.D.: Live @ The Hyperbole - buy it! CD: Steaming Pile of Skit / Live @ The Hyperbole Label: Trollsongs Credits: Mike McDonald, Dove Brown, Wes Borg Story Behind the Song Written and recorded with Jr. Gone Wild. Covered by Captain Tractor of Edmonton. | General Comedy | |
| Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie Edmonton, AB - Canada | A Finite Number of Monkeys What you can do with a large, but finite number of monkeys MP3.com C.D.: Steaming Pile of Skit - buy it! MP3.com C.D.: The Geek Album 2.0 - buy it! Credits: wes borg, neil grahn, paul mather | Humor | |
| Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie Edmonton, AB - Canada | An Opinion on Abortion One Farmer's Opinion MP3.com C.D.: Steaming Pile of Skit - buy it! CD: Steaming Pile of Skit Label: Trollsongs Credits: Joe Bird, Neil Grahn Story Behind the Song A very old Troll monologue. From way back in the 20th century... ahh, the good old days. | Satire | |
| Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie Edmonton, AB - Canada | Behind the Scenes at Microsoft Wes tours Microsoft for a behind-the-scenes look at their next generation operating system: Whistler. MP3.com C.D.: The Geek Album 2.0 - buy it! CD: The Geek Album Credits: Written by Paul | General Comedy | |
| Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie Edmonton, AB - Canada | Better Than I Am A brutally honest little love song. MP3.com C.D.: Steaming Pile of Skit - buy it! CD: Con Troupo Comedius Label: Trollsongs Credits: Wes Borg, Joe Bird Story Behind the Song Unavailable anywhere else. | Folk | |
| Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie Edmonton, AB - Canada | British Saskatchalbertatoba The western provinces of Canada secede from the country and form their own empire. This is their national anthem. MP3.com C.D.: Skit Happens - buy it! CD: Skit Happens Label: Troll Songs Credits: Wes and Joe | Political Humor | |
| Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie Edmonton, AB - Canada | Drug Weather Report Classic Paul Mather MP3.com C.D.: Steaming Pile of Skit - buy it! CD: Con Troupo Comedius Label: Trollsongs Credits: Paul Mather Story Behind the Song This is an Atomic Improv piece, graciously made available courtesy of Paul. | Satire | |
| Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie Edmonton, AB - Canada | Every OS sucks A heartwarming callback to the golden age of computing... 1979-1984. MP3.com C.D.: The Geek Album 2.0 - buy it! CD: The Geek Album Label: Trollsongs Credits: Wes Borg Story Behind the Song It killed me to sing "the Mac OS sucks", but taken in the context of the Amiga, the Vic 20, and the Apple II, it's true. | Satire | |
| Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie Edmonton, AB - Canada | Girlfriend's Boyfriend MP3.com C.D.: Live @ The Hyperbole - buy it! CD: Live @ The Hyperbole Label: Wolf Willow Credits: Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie & Jr. Gone Wild | General Comedy | |
| Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie Edmonton, AB - Canada | God - Part 2 A Prayer to God... Extreme Language Warning MP3.com C.D.: Live @ The Hyperbole - buy it! CD: Live @ The Hyperbole Label: Wolf Willow Credits: Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie & Jr. Gone Wild | Satire | |
| Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie Edmonton, AB - Canada | God, Part 1 A prayer to God... extreme language warning... MP3.com C.D.: Live @ The Hyperbole - buy it! CD: Live @ The Hyperbole Label: Wolf Willow Credits: Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie | Satire | |
| Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie Edmonton, AB - Canada | I am Canadian a response to Molsons vapid attempt to make money off Canada's desperate need for a reason to feel patriotic. MP3.com C.D.: Steaming Pile of Skit - buy it! MP3.com C.D.: The Geek Album 2.0 - buy it! CD: Steaming Pile of Skit Label: Trollsongs Credits: Wes and Joe Story Behind the Song This is a parody of the Molson's Beer "I am Canadian" ads... the Somalia reference isn't rascism, it's a reference to a horrific incident involving the Canadian Airborne division. It is, however, certainly in bad taste. Lyrics Hey uh, Im not a hacker, or a terrorist I dont like Celine Dionne or Shania Twain, but Im glad theyre getting rich. Although I do know Jimmy, Sally, and Suzy from Canada, but they arent as nice as youd think. I am ruled by a rich, white Prime Minister, not a rich white president. I dont know french, but I can converse fluently in American. And I pronounce it: "A boot" not "A big shoe". I can proudly sew my countrys flag on my backpack, because even though we are just as guilty as anyone else for the fate of the third world, everyone blames America. When Im at home, I realize I had better not protest deforestation or fascist dictators without risking a face full of pepper spray and a criminal record. I believe in peacekeeping, even if it means killing Somali teenagers for fun. I believe in turning back boatloads of Chinese Immigrants, a failing healthcare system, and late night cable porn disguised as art. And that the Beaver is a truly proud and beautiful part of a womans body. I believe the French should whine about everything, the english should appologize, and that it is pronounced zed, not zee because thats how the queen of England told us to pronounce it! Canada is the 2nd largest land mass in the world, the 2nd nation in hockey, and the best part of the northern third of North America! My name is Joe, and until we are annexed by the states I am Canadian! | Spoofs | |
| Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie Edmonton, AB - Canada | If Santa Were My Lover - Part 1 A poem by Cathleen. MP3.com C.D.: An Unseasonably Yellow Xmas v2 - buy it! CD: An Unseasonably Yellow Christmas Credits: Cathleen, Joe, Neil | General Comedy | |
| Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie Edmonton, AB - Canada | If Santa Were My Lover - Part 2 By Ernie the Redneck MP3.com C.D.: An Unseasonably Yellow Xmas v2 - buy it! CD: An Unseasonably Yellow Christmas Credits: Joe, Neil, Cathleen | General Comedy | |
| Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie Edmonton, AB - Canada | Jesus Was A Cowboy MP3.com C.D.: Live @ The Hyperbole - buy it! CD: Live @ The Hyperbole Label: Wolf Willow Credits: Jr. Gone Wild & Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie | Alternative Country | |
| Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie Edmonton, AB - Canada | Keep Your Parents Off The Internet How to make sure your parents don't use the internet... MP3.com C.D.: The Geek Album 2.0 - buy it! | General Comedy | |
| Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie Edmonton, AB - Canada | Last Community Hall Dance A story by Troll Alumnus Neil Grahn. CD: Live @ The Hyperbole Label: Trollsongs Credits: Neil Grahn, Lance Loree | General Comedy | |
| Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie Edmonton, AB - Canada | Mom's Coming to My House A song about preparing your house for Mom. MP3.com C.D.: Steaming Pile of Skit - buy it! Label: Virtual Trollsongs Credits: Paul Mather, Wes Borg Story Behind the Song Part of Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie and Atomic Improv's sketch comedy extravaganza live show, "Lester B. Pearson's World of Hypnosis" | General Comedy | |
| Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie Edmonton, AB - Canada | My Friend's Mom MP3.com C.D.: Live @ The Hyperbole - buy it! CD: Live @ The Hyperbole Label: Wolf Willow Credits: Jeff Haslam, Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie & Jr. Gone Wild Story Behind the Song Features Edmonton Stage Star, Jeff Haslam... well actually it doesn't, but he helped write it. | General Comedy | |
| Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie Edmonton, AB - Canada | Nunavut An extremely Canadian ode to our new baby Territory, Nunavut. If you don't know what that is, you won't get the tune. MP3.com C.D.: Steaming Pile of Skit - buy it! CD: Steaming Pile of Skit Label: Trollsongs Credits: Wes Borg, Steve Loree Story Behind the Song Written for Lorne Elliot and CBC's "Madly Off in All Directions", which taped in Yellowknife September 24, 1999. | Political Humor | |
| Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie Edmonton, AB - Canada | Paul's Financial Report The complete financial picture with Paul Mather MP3.com C.D.: The Geek Album 2.0 - buy it! | Satire | |
| Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie Edmonton, AB - Canada | Peyote A Brief History of Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie MP3.com C.D.: Live @ The Hyperbole - buy it! CD: Con Troupo Comedius Label: Trollsongs Credits: Wes Borg, Mike MacDonald Story Behind the Song A live recording, made in 1993 after the Trolls had their tv show pulled, recorded with Jr. Gone Wild | General Comedy | |
| Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie Edmonton, AB - Canada | Piggy The Legend of Francis, the freedom-loving swine of Red Deer, Alberta MP3.com C.D.: Steaming Pile of Skit - buy it! CD: Con Troupo Comedius Label: Trollsongs Credits: Wes Borg | General Comedy | |
| Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie Edmonton, AB - Canada | Political Diatribe #289534 A rant against all the things that are wrong in the world. MP3.com C.D.: Steaming Pile of Skit - buy it! CD: Con Troupo Comedius Label: Trollsongs Credits: Wes Borg Story Behind the Song Written quite a while ago, but the anger still remains... | General Comedy | |
| Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie Edmonton, AB - Canada | Safe Bank! These days it's nice to know at least one bank takes at least minimal safety precautions not to lose your money. MP3.com C.D.: The Geek Album 2.0 - buy it! Credits: With Wes Borg, Paul Mather, and Stephanie Wolfe. First aired on CBC's DNTO. | General Comedy | |
| Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie Edmonton, AB - Canada | Six-Pack Another classic neo-country tune by Dove. MP3.com C.D.: Live @ The Hyperbole - buy it! Story Behind the Song Also recorded live at the Sidetrack Cafe on September 6, 2000. An older song Dove has had lying around for years, but rarely performed. Again featuring Cam, John Gorham, Chris Smith, and Stu Mitchell | General Comedy | |
| Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie Edmonton, AB - Canada | Teen Pirate Radio Commercial Part of a radio play Wes wrote called "MP3 Teen Geek Radio". This is a commercial from the play about two 14 year-olds who set up a streaming internet radio station. CD: Steaming Pile of Skit Label: Trollsongs Credits: Wes | Satire | |
| Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie Edmonton, AB - Canada | The A**hole Song Yes, I know Dennis Leary has an A-hole song, but we wrote this one long before he ever showed up... MP3.com C.D.: Steaming Pile of Skit - buy it! CD: Con Troupo Comedius Label: Trollsongs Credits: Wes Borg, Paul Mather Story Behind the Song It was written by Wes and Paul about 12 freakin' years ago... I kinda like the random percussion thing... | Satire | |
| Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie Edmonton, AB - Canada | The Alberta Anthem - Part 1 The first of Paul and Joe's trilogy of potential Alberta Anthems. MP3.com C.D.: The Geek Album 2.0 - buy it! Credits: by Paul Mather, Music by Joe Bird | Political Humor | |
| Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie Edmonton, AB - Canada | The Alberta Anthem - Part 2 Part two of the Alberta Anthem Trilogy MP3.com C.D.: The Geek Album 2.0 - buy it! Credits: Wrote by Paul, music by Joe | Political Humor | |
| Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie Edmonton, AB - Canada | The Alberta Anthem - Part 3 Part 3 of the Alberta Anthem Trilogy. MP3.com C.D.: The Geek Album 2.0 - buy it! | Political Humor | |
| Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie Edmonton, AB - Canada | The Canada Song The Absolute Truth about Canada MP3.com C.D.: Steaming Pile of Skit - buy it! CD: Con Troupo Comedius Label: Trollsongs Credits: Joe Bird, Wes Borg | General Comedy | |
| Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie Edmonton, AB - Canada | The Kyoto Accord Song A timely ditty. MP3.com C.D.: Skit Happens - buy it! CD: Skit Happens Label: Troll Songs Credits: Wes and Joe | Political Humor | |
| Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie Edmonton, AB - Canada | The Little Tank That Could An Australian leopard tank goes off to iraq to fight the bad guys. MP3.com C.D.: Skit Happens - buy it! CD: Skit Happens Label: Troll Songs Credits: Neil Grahn | General Comedy | |
| Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie Edmonton, AB - Canada | The Lost Scrolls of Frosty - part 1 An Alternative explanation of the Birth of Christ, from the recently unearthed Scrolls of Frosty. This is scroll 1 of 4 in 6 parts. MP3.com C.D.: An Unseasonably Yellow Xmas v2 - buy it! CD: An Unseasonably Yellow Christmas Label: Trollsongs Credits: Wes, Jeff, and Joe | Satire | |
| Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie Edmonton, AB - Canada | The Privacy Song! The truth about your privacy and what you can do about it. MP3.com C.D.: The Geek Album 2.0 - buy it! CD: The Geek Album Label: Trollsongs Credits: Wes and Joe Story Behind the Song Written for a Freedom of Information and Protection of Privacy conference in Edmonton.o | Satire | |
| Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie Edmonton, AB - Canada | The Proximity To God Index See how the world's religions are doing in their respective quests to be 'closer to God'. MP3.com C.D.: Steaming Pile of Skit - buy it! MP3.com C.D.: Live @ The Hyperbole - buy it! CD: Live @ The Hyperbole Label: Wolf Willow Credits: Wes Borg | Satire | |
| Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie Edmonton, AB - Canada | The She's Gone To California Blues Actually, The "She's Gone To California Just To Find Herself" BluesBy Dove MP3.com C.D.: Live @ The Hyperbole - buy it! CD: Live @ The Hyperbole Label: Wolf Willow Credits: Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie & Jr. Gone Wild | General Comedy | |
| Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie Edmonton, AB - Canada | The Sunscreen Marketing Board Presents Paul Mather's rather clever parody of the "Sunscreen" song. Since we didn't bother to learn the music, it's not infringing on any copyrights... enjoy. MP3.com C.D.: Steaming Pile of Skit - buy it! Credits: Paul Mather Story Behind the Song Originally one of Paul's "Subatomic Humour" columns. Check out http://www.subatomichumor.com/ | Spoofs | |
| Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie Edmonton, AB - Canada | The System Administrator Song A song for all the system administrator folk out there, We love you. MP3.com C.D.: Skit Happens - buy it! CD: Skit Happens Label: Troll Songs Credits: Wes Borg | General Comedy | |
| Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie Edmonton, AB - Canada | The Teardrops in My Eyes MP3.com C.D.: Live @ The Hyperbole - buy it! CD: Live @ The Hyperbole Label: Wolf Willow Credits: Wes Borg | Political Humor | |
| Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie Edmonton, AB - Canada | The Toronto Song (2001) A 21st century re-recording of a troll classic. Featuring the musical talents of Renslip, a lovely band from Toronto. CD: Steaming Pile of Skit Label: Trollsongs Credits: Joe Bird, Wes Borg Story Behind the Song This song was written as a criticism of Albertan narrow-mindedness and xenophobia, but it ended up striking a chord with the national ethos, and some people take it far too seriously. We were in Toronto in April 2001, doing a play, and we met some old friends in a band called "Renslip", who played the music in Toronto, then we took the files back to Edmonton and added the vocals. Truly a Multi-provincial collaboration. For the record, Toronto doesn't suck, but their newspaper critics sure as hell do. Lyrics ahhh... figure 'em out yerself. | Satire | |
| Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie Edmonton, AB - Canada | The University Song An ode to higher education MP3.com C.D.: Steaming Pile of Skit - buy it! CD: Con Troupo Comedius Label: Trollsongs Credits: Wes Borg | Political Humor | |
| Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie Edmonton, AB - Canada | The Wedding Song A cute, CLEAN! ditty about being in love and getting married. MP3.com C.D.: Steaming Pile of Skit - buy it! CD: Steaming Pile of Skit Label: Trollsongs Credits: ?2000 Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie | General Comedy | |
| Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie Edmonton, AB - Canada | The White House Burned (The War of 1812) The Story of the war between Canada and the States, the War of 1812, which America LOST when WE BURNT THE WHITE HOUSE TO THE GROUND!!! MP3.com C.D.: Steaming Pile of Skit - buy it! Label: Virtual Trollsongs Credits: Atomic Improv, Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie Story Behind the Song It's the grand finale from a play called "The War of 1812", hosted by the mighty Pierre Berton. The play was nominated for several awards, and the song has been a giant hit at Folk Festivals throughout Canada. Lyrics The War of 1812 Song oh come back proud Canadians To before they had TV No Hockey Night in Canada There was no CBC In 1812 Madison was mad He was the President, you know He thought he'd tell the British Where they ought to go He thought he'd invade Canada He thought that he was tough Instead we went to Washington And burned down all his stuff And the White House burned, burned, burned And we're the ones that did it! It burned burned burned While the President ran and cried It burned burned burned Things were very historical and the Americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies, wah wah wah in the war of 1812! Now some hillbillies from Kentucky dressed in green and red left home to fight in Canada but they returned home dead Its only war the Yankees lost except for Vietnam and also the Alamo and the Bay of... Ham The loser was America The winner was ourselves So sing along and gloat about The war of 1812 Chorus: And the White House burned, burned, burned But the Americans won't admit it It burned burned burned It burned and burned and burned It burned burned burned I bet that made them mad and the Americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies, wah wah wah in the war of 1812! | Political Humor | |
| Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie Edmonton, AB - Canada | Tundra Babe Some of that world-famous Erotic Inuit Love Poetry. MP3.com C.D.: An Unseasonably Yellow Xmas v2 - buy it! CD: An Unseasonably Yellow Christmas Label: Trollsongs Credits: Wes Borg, Joe Bird, Brian Cassian, Don Masson Story Behind the Song This was written years ago by Wes and Don Masson. The music was written by Brian Cassian (My Dog Popper, BC/DC, Broken Smile). This version was recorded live in Edson, Alberta Feb. 25th, 2001 by Derek Gilbert (thanks Derek) onto Joe's MD, then sweetened back in Edmonton by Joe. | General Comedy | |
| Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie Edmonton, AB - Canada | Two Dollar Whore Another classic song by Troll Alumnus Dove. MP3.com C.D.: Live @ The Hyperbole - buy it! Credits: Written by Dove Brown Story Behind the Song An old tune by dove, captured live at the Sidetrack Cafe on September 6, 2000. Performed by John Gorham, Dove Brown, Chris Smith, Cam, and Stu Mitchell | General Comedy | |
| Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie Edmonton, AB - Canada | Vader's Employee Evaluation Everyone goes through it once in their life... even the lord of the dark side. MP3.com C.D.: Skit Happens - buy it! CD: Skit Happens Label: Troll Songs Credits: Paul Mather | General Comedy | |
| Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie Edmonton, AB - Canada | We're an Alberta Band This song was written for the Alberta ARIA music industry awards show... way the hell back in the 20th century. The bad playing is on purpose... I swear. Do you have any idea how hard it is to make a midi drum machine sound drunk? CD: Steaming Pile of Skit Label: Trollsongs Credits: Joe and Wes Story Behind the Song Our buddy Mike McDonald says this song is about his band "Jr. Gone Wild", but it's really about us. Not one lie in this song. | Satire |